Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Republicans conspire to write new season of 24.

There must have been a serious brainstorming session between Republicans on capitol hill, because they are churning out plot after dark, fanciful plot concerning the New York terror trials. I hope the writers of 24 are paying attention.

Arizona Rep. John Shadegg hypothesises the kidnapping of Mayor Bloomberg's daughter:



Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley ponders if the terrorists could "get off like O.J.":



Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert throws out too many ideas to count, including a government plot to encourage terror attacks in order to create jobs rebuilding New York:



I think Gohmert missed his true calling. Maybe we can get him to rewrite this season's disappointingly dull Sons of Anarchy storyline.

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