Manu Ginobili: Vampire Hunter.

I don't have much to add, other than to say Halloween is one weird holiday. Hope we all fared better than that bat.

Creepiness abound.

Ever have a dream where you're a bunny who's murdered your bunny twin brother and you're trapped in a glass box with an omnipresent skull observing you?



Apparently Andrew Brandou has, and a lot more. Check it out.

More holliday fun with Randall Terry.

"Okay. You stand here, and she's gonna whip you."



I'm really starting to like this Randall Terry guy, he seems to love Halloween as much as I do. He should get credit as writer, producer, and choreographer for this little number.

The funniest part is that, if I'm not mistaken, these lunatics are protesting health care reform dollars going to pay for abortions, something that isn't even being considered in either the house or the senate. So they're protesting against something that doesn't even exist. Oh well, on with the show!

Hideous creature advances 1998 cooling fraud on Glenn Beck.

Glenn Beck had someone or something called Christopher Booker on his show yesterday with his very own anti-global warming anecdote:



Apparently someone turned off the air conditioning at a senate hearing on global warming back in 1988 (which would explain Booker's melted appearance), therefore climate change is not happening. Booker then segues nicely into claiming the world has been cooling since 1998, yada yada yada. This, as we all know, is bullshit.

And FOX wonders why the Obama administration doesn't take them seriously. Well, a part of the problem I would say is the fact that FOX has no standards, something this clip is a good example of.

Here's about thirty more examples:

Stephen Colbert endorses Ref 71.

He also invites the cowards who put this thing on the ballot to hide in closets vacated by gay people. Brilliant.

I was hungry for hands, give me a break!

I know its Halloween, but this ain't right:



Ladies and gentlemen, may I present a dish I like to call meatloaf hand with onion fingernails. Courtesy of the aptly named NotMartha.org

I can't help but wonder if this was inspired by Llamas With Hats:

A handy dandy guide to burning our leaders in effigy.

Anti-abortion activist Randall Terry has been nice enough to produce a video guide for Halloween, showing us how to "start drawing from our proud American history of burning people in effigy."



Is it me, or does all of that look really, really illegal? Or at the very least moronic; setting a lighter fluid and cardboard fire in a yard full of dead leaves. What strikes me is how wholesome the whole affair appears to be until things catch on fire. I love the little segment where the girl's friend apparently tries to talk her out of it to no avail.

Hopefully we can all find better things to do for Halloween, here's a concept sketch I've produced for my costume:



Kidding of course. This is just one of the mind bending images produced by Dan Hillier. Check him out if you want some more spooky yet impossible costume ideas.